…but I’ll save you the trouble of finding the best post, because here it is.
Originally posted at http://drumfool.xanga.com/ at 10:15AM on Thursday, December 4, 2003:
Dear blog (or michelle, or whoever else is reading this… suckers). I have class in an hour. Basketball game last night. we won, and by we, i certainly mean i was out there playing basketball for ucla. it was against ucr, so i figured playing center wouldn’t be a bad idea, with my drum on, coach didn’t like that i had to count off ‘sons of westwood’ while he was trying to talk to me, but it’s all coo, i think i’ll sit out the rest of the season. I’ve been losing a lot of chess so it was nice to win. anyway, back to reality where i’m still 5’6″ and hate playing sports. two more days of class, no more days of econ, no more band, one more music theory class ever, and by ever, i probably don’t mean ever cus there’s always grad school where they will shove much much more theory into my head. alrightie, this has been fun, but i should shit/shave/shower… in that order. or all at once, that could be fun. i suppose i could sit on the pot while crapping and shaving and have the shower door open and point the nozzle at myself, or i could just shave and poo in the shower. all terrific options. or crap and shower and shave on the kitchen sink, yes, here i go to the kitchen. Sorry Ingrid. At least it’s not ants. Why are there always like two or three ants in the bathroom at any given moment. Why not none or a thousand or so. don’t get me wrong, i’m not wishing to have a thousand ants appear in my bathroom when i go to shower (which will probably actually end up in the designated showering area, as will the poop [the pooping area that is]), but why the steady flow of a couple ants at a time, I mean, i kill them, then two or three more come an hour or so later. don’t they realize that they’re not finding anything. isn’t that was ants do? they send out the drones to find shit (literally and not) and then when they don’t return (cus i killed them) or they do return with no shit, don’t they stop checking there, what could possibly be attracting them to my bathroom countertop. maybe we should clean the bathroom. I’ll pay someone 10 dollars to thourougly clean our bathroom. taylor, you don’t count. i’ll pay you in jewish rye bread. alright, i’m off.
PS. I do like playing sports.